From the lovely and talented Lacuna Girl... in response to her journal, which you should check out at... [link]
2) A flounder. With a monocle. And top hat.
3) I have no idea! XD
4) You a FEEESH. And you're a great storyteller.
5) Hmmm... something with cheese.
6) YOU HAS NONE. D8> But to be fair, I do like the plots of your commissions
7) Try to get you back in the water!!!
8) Dude, slip out.